August 16, 2017 -Jewel Joke Of The Day

A man has his car full of penguins. He drives past a policeman, but the policeman stops him. He says. “Hey, you! Yeah, you! You should take those penguins to the zoo!”

The man does that.

The next day in the same spot, the man still has the penguins. Once again he drives past the policeman. “Hey, I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!”

“I did,” replies the man. “We had so much fun that were going to the beach today!”

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