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Thursday April 2, 2020

Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was understood that whoever wanted to quit should say “Enough.” Casey got Riley down and was hammering him unmercifully when Riley called out several times, “Enough!” As

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COVID-19 Has Cost Ontario’s Foodservice Sector More Than 300,000 Jobs

Restaurants Canada estimates that 800,000 foodservice jobs have already been lost nationwide due to COVID-19 — more than 300,000 just in Ontario alone — and they might not return if current conditions continue. With restaurants now struggling to pay rent

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Let The Product Spin Offs Begin: Tiger King

Philadelphia’s Evil Genius Beer Company has created a Tiger King beer in honor of the Netflix documentary.  The pale ale is called ”Felt Cute, Might Feed My Husband To A Tiger Later IDK.” The beer is available for takeout only

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Drive-Through COVID-19 Testing Centre Opening In Casselman

The Eastern Ontario Health Unit (EOHU), in partnership with the Hawkesbury and District General Hospital, is opening a drive-through COVID-19 testing centre in Casselman on Thursday, April 2nd, 2020. The centre is located at the EOHU’s Casselman office, at 872

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Wednesday April 1, 2020

Reporter say’s to the old man:  Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101 ?    Man: For better digestion, I drink beer. In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine. For low

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(Click Here To Watch) Covid-19 A La Sound Of Music

There have been hundreds and hundreds of parodies made and posted on line. Many people are seeking out humor to deal with the pandemic. If you’re one, you may enjoy this one.

Posted in All Stories, Annoucer Blogs, Covid-19, Derrick Scott

(Click Here To Watch) Covid-19 Rules From M*A*S*H

Fans of the classic television show may get a kick out of this. They were practicing the rules even back then! Photo Credit

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Home Delivery For Groceries…And The Little Blue Pill

Erik Thiago, of Sao Paulo, Brazil, has started a Viagra delivery service because of the coronavirus. The city is under lockdown so the 22 year-old delivers blue pills to men in need on his bike. He will also deliver groceries

Posted in All Stories, Covid-19

The Covid-19 Movie

The first coronavirus movie is ready for streaming. ”Corona” was directed by Canadian Mostafa Keshvari and was finished just before the virus hit North America. The movie is about several people, who get trapped in an elevator with someone, who has

Posted in All Stories, Annoucer Blogs, Covid-19, Derrick Scott

Covid-19 = More Drinks

A new study by Nielsen reveals that sales of alcoholic beverages have risen by 55% in the last few weeks due to the coronavirus. Sales of tequila, gin and pre-mixed cocktails have jumped by 75% while wine has skyrocketed by

Posted in All Stories, Annoucer Blogs, Covid-19

Tuesday March 31, 2020

A manager of a Retail store is reviewing a potential employees application and notices that the man applying, has never worked in retail before. The manager says, ”For a man with no experience ,you are certainly asking for a high

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You Can Report Price Gouging

Sadly we are seeing some businesses taking advantage of those in need to critical supplies by inflating their prices. Now you can report price gouging that you may see on line or by calling a special hotline. Report gouging on

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Covid Turns Tiger King Into A Hit

More and more people are occupying their isolation time by binge watching television series on Netflix. Tiger King is now the #1 streaming series on Netflix. Haven’t heard of it, or seen it, check out the trailer below.

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Monday March 30, 2020

A guy is walking his dogs when another guy says nice dogs what are their names. The guy replies Rolex and Omega. Rolex and Omega asks the other guy? Yes ….. they’re watch dogs

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A Good Spring Cleaning / Isolation Project: Steam Clean The Couch

How many times have you spilled food or drink on your sofa? Does 6,960 times sound right? According to a study, over the course of a 12-year life of a sofa we’ll spill food and drinks on it 6,960 times. Really?

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