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June 22, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

The Pope and Donald Trump are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd! The pope leans towards Trump and says “do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make

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June 21, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A husband was constantly quarrelling with his wife. He was becoming very depressed, .. so much that he lost over 20 pounds He confided to his best friend about his situation and his friend replied ” If it is that

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June 20, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

An American couple while waiting for their flight noticed another couple some distance away who appeared quite over dressed with parkas, boots, mitts. The wife said to her husband, “I wonder where they are going?” “I don’t know he replied”

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June 19, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Before my daughter went on her first date, I decided to take to her about life. “Sometimes, it’s easy to get carried away when you’re with a boy,” I said. “Remember, a short moment of indiscretion could ruin your life.”

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June 12, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. Photo courtesy of clipartix.com

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June 9, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Every morning in the yard by the henhouse 10 hens are out in the yard. Now the rooster comes out and greets every hen with a good morning kiss, except to one hen on witch he plugs one feather. The

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June 6, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Sally applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but she seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Toronto and had worked as a social worker and

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June 5, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Q:  What do you call a grizzly bear without any teeth A:  A gummy bear Photo courtesy of clipground.com

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June 1, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

At the doctor’s office, Tom was getting a check up. “I have good news and bad news,” says the doctor. “The good news is you have 24 hours left to live.” Tom replies, “That’s the good news?!” Then the doctor

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May 31, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? A: Because if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels. Photo courtesy of clipartpen.com

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May 30, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

After a tiring day at work, a husband was able to sneak out an hour early. He heads home and is exhausted. When he gets home, he slides into bed next to his sleeping wife. But then he hears a

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May 26, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

“A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his hat. The bartender says, “Hey pirate, whats with the paper towel?” The pirate replied “Arr, I got a bounty on me head!” Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

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May 25, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A man answered his phone and the lady on the phone said: “Hello Sir, I want to meet and talk to you. You are the father of one of my kids” Man is upset and says: “Oh my God…are you

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May 24, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A police officer called the station on his radio. “I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.” “Have you arrested the women?” “Not yet. The floor’s still wet”

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May 23, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, ‘If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’ With even greater emphasis he said, ‘And if I had

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