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Friday August 23rd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  This old man boarded a bus and realized when entering the bus someone pick pocketed his wallet so on realizing that his wallet was missing he stood up and yelled out … who ever on God’s earth that stole

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Thursday August 22nd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A man and his wife, now in their 60’s, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant

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Wednesday August 21st 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A Woman comes home and sees her husband with another woman, she starts screaming and shouting at him …..you told me I’m your lottery ticket why do you do it?   The husband replies….you are my lottery …. she

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Tuesday August 20th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Mother is waking her son: “Paulie, come, wake up, you have to go to school.” “Aw mom, just a bit more sleep, please.” “No, it’s really high time, now get up.” “But I don’t want to. The children annoy

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Monday August 19th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good food. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

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Pets On The Bed

  No dogs on the couch, that was our house rule and sure enough, it was one that got broken many times.     A new survey reveals that 33% of people have had their love life affected because their

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Spending Time

  How good do you think you are with your time?   A new study by Privilege Insurance reveals the biggest time wasters in life. The average person spends the following amount of time over the course of their life

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Friday August 16th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Three elderly sisters, ages, live in a house together, One night the first draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?” The

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How Much Do We Watch?

  How much do you think we watch one average? Perhaps an even better question is how much is too much and what does that number look like over a lifetime?   A new survey by LG reveals that the

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An Apple/Cup of Tea A Day…

  Well, you know the rest but what you may not know is that both apples and tea could be a new tool in your healthy eating utility belt.   A new study by Edith Cowan University reveals that eating

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Thursday August 15th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Grandpa Jones was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared. “Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success,” he cackled. “I have been in the open air day after

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Bad Driving Behaviours

  Some driving behaviours are worse than others but which ones sit near the top of bad moves behind the wheel? Chances are we’ve all been of at least one of these, so take a look at the findings of

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Spend, spend, spend

  How much money do you think you waste on average? A little, a lot or maybe none at all?   A new survey reveals that 60% of people waste a considerable amount of money over the course of their

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Wednesday August 14th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client. “Saul, I have some good news, and some bad news.” The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day. Give me the good news first.” The lawyer

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Lying Survey

A new survey by Simply Hired reveals that 41% of people, who are not satisfied with their job, tell at least one white lie a week. Have you ever used any of these?   Top white lies … I’m sick

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