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Friday August 17, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  It was a very emotional wedding… Even the cake was in tiers!

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Thursday August 16, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  After a trial had been going on for three days, Harrison, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge’s bench. “Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from ‘innocent’ to ‘guilty’ of

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Wednesday August 15, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  The CEO of a large cooperation was giving advice to a junior executive. “I was young, married and out of work,” he lectured. “I took the last nickel I had and bought an apple. I polished it and sold

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Tuesday August 14, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly. The old-timer says, “Look at me. I’m old and worn out.

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Monday August 13, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Where do snowmen keep their money?     In a snowbank

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Friday August 10, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Three mice are sitting at a table in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse turns to the second mouse and says, “When I see a

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Thursday August 9, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  What kind of phone does an optometrist have? An “Eye Phone”!

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Wednesday August 8, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A customer in a New York restaurant gushed to the chef, “Your veal parmigiana is superb! I spent a month in Italy, and yours is better than any I had over there.” “Naturally,” the chef said. “Over there, they

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Tuesday August 7, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A man running a little behind schedule arrives at the cinema, goes in to watch the movie that has already started, and as his eyes adjust to the darkness, he is surprised to see a dog sitting beside its

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Monday August 6, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  What is the difference between golf and politics? In golf, you can’t improve your lie.

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Thursday August 2, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Thinking back a few years, living in Fla., I remember a Hurricane that swept through. I was ready for it but my wife was not.   When the wind reached a screaming pitch with the trees snapping and thrashing,

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Friday August 3, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?” “Honey,” the woman replied sweetly, “I would have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!”

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Wednesday August 1, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  There was an English language competition. 200 persons participated. The task was to write in one sentence about Peacefulness, Happiness & Calmness…… The Award Winner has written……, “My wife is sleeping”

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Tuesday July 31, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A customer walks into a dress shop and ask, “May I try on that dress in the window?” The salesperson replies, “We prefer you use the dressing rooms.”

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Monday July 30, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A Patient said to a friend: “I saw the doctor to day about my loss of memory.” Friend: “What did he do?” Patient: “He made me pay him in advance.”

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