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Friday February 7th 2020: Joke Of The Day

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.   Looking up to heaven he said, “Lord take pity on me.   If you find me a parking place I

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Thursday February 6th 2020: Joke Of The Day

Why did the farmer start his own punk rock band? Because he was tired of Hall and Oates

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Wednesday February 5th 2020: Joke Of The Day

A man is driving down the highway and his wife calls and says, be careful, I heard that there is a man driving the wrong way on the highway  the man replies to his wife, what do you mean, I

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Tuesday February 4th 2020: Joke Of The Day

A man walks along a downtown street and passes many buskers displaying their talents. He flips a coin into an overturned hat in front of a group of clowns. Strangely, one clown becomes hostile and chases the puzzled but frightened

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Monday February 3rd 2020: Joke Of The Day

What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark? “Do not consume if seal is broken!!”

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Friday January 31st 2020: Joke Of The Day

Why do burgers go to the gym?  To get better buns!

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Thursday January 30th 2020: Joke Of The Day

An old lady walked into a pet store, found a parrot and asked the owner if she could buy it. The owner said, “Heck no! That parrot has a bad mouth! Trust me – you do not want that parrot!”

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Wednesday January 29th 2020: Joke Of The Day

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, “Yaw know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation, only this year I’m gonna do it different. The last few years, I took your advice about

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Tuesday January 28th 2020: Joke Of The Day

Police came around last night and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don’t even have bikes.

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Monday January 27th 2019: Joke Of The Day

Two guys, one old/one young, are pushing their carts around Walmart when they collide.  The old guy says to the young one, “Sorry about that.  I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I

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Friday December 27th 2019: Joke Of The Day

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,”What are you charged with?”   “Doing my Christmas shopping early”, replied the defendant.   “That’s no offense”, said the judge. “How early were you

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Thursday December 26th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  How does Darth Vader enjoy his Christmas Turkey?   On the dark side!

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Wednesday December 25th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “you must each Possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.” The first man

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Tuesday December 24th 2019: Joke Of The Day

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Re-gifting

A recent pre-Christmas shopping survey has found something interesting about what we get and what we receive. Have you ever re-gifted something? Have you ever had something re-gifted to you?   – 50% of people re-gift – 78% of consumers

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