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Wednesday April 3rd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  The teacher says to little Johnny, “When your father sees this report, his hair will go all grey!” Johnny shrugs, “Nice!  That will make him very happy!  He’s been bald for years!”

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Tuesday April 2nd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A man comes to Mrs. Smith’s door and says, “There’s been an accident at the brewery. Your husband fell into 
a vat of beer and we don’t think he made it.” Mrs. Smith wails, “Oh, the poor man! He

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Monday April 1st 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A guy is late for an important meeting but he can’t find a place to park. In desperation, he begins to pray. “Please Lord, if you help me find a parking stall right now, I promise to go to

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Friday March 29th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  “Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?” I asked my friend. “He wants to be a garbageman,” he replied. “That’s an unusual ambition to have at such a young age.” “Not really. He

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Thursday March 28th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  I came home from the golf course today. My wife had left a note on the refrigerator:   “It’s not working, I can’t take it anymore. Gone to stay with my mother.”   I opened the fridge, the light

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Wednesday March 27th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha­­! That’s not going to help,” she said. “Sure, it does,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

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Tuesday March 26th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how

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Monday March 25th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  My computer suddenly started belting out “Someone Like You.” It’s a Dell.

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Friday March 22nd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Even though Smith was a licensed scuba diver, he finally got an answer to a question that had annoyed him for decades. Here it is. Harold, an American tourist, asked his friend Smith , ‘Why do Scuba divers always

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Thursday March 21st 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A Catholic Bishop visited a young parish priest. He commented…. “You know I wasn’t sure that Friday night concerts for youth would work, but every Friday night you have over 150 young people attend. And I wasn’t sure that

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Wednesday March 20th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, ‘I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the

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Tuesday March 19th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Wife says to her husband: “Honey Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?” Husband replies: “How can I? I don’t even know her.”

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Monday March 18th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A country bumpkin goes into a hardware store. He sees an interesting-looking container. “What’s this?” He says to the salesman. “It’s a thermos” replies the salesman. “What’s it for?” Asks the curious fellow. “Well, it’s quite amazing-it keeps hot

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Friday March 15th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, “Dear, would you like to say the blessing?” “I wouldn’t know what to say,” the girl replied. “Just say what you

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Thursday March 14th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A lady is at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that she feels were too tight. “is anything wrong with them?” the clerk asks. “Yes” she replies, “They hurt my feelings.”

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