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Friday December 28th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  What do you call a snowman with a six pack?   An abdominal snowman.

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Thursday December 27th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  And the Lord said unto John, “come forth and you will receive eternal life!’ John came fifth and won a toaster!

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Wednesday December 26th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A man in Ontario calls his son in Calgary two days before Christmas and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is

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Tuesday December 25th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “And how would you do that?” The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside down

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Monday December 24th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what would you like for Christmas?”  The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, “Didn’t you get my E-mail?”

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Stresses Of The Holiday Season

A new survey by the whiskey The Singleton reveals that 15% of people think they have mastered the holiday season. Other findings:   Toughest things to master during the holiday season … 1. Buying great presents 2. Having everything organized

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Friday December 21st 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes  Christmas to get into heaven.” The first

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The Top Things People Love About The Holidays

  What do you look forward to the most over the holiday season? Is it family, friends, presents, Christmas tunes or a rocking Christmas tree? Here’s a breakdown of what most us actually look forward too around this time of

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Biggest Holiday Travel Pet Peeves

  Hopefully you won’t have to deal with any of these potential headaches if  you’re traveling this holiday season. According to a recent survey, these can be some of the worst! 1. Getting seat kicked (54%) 2. Crying baby/child (27%)

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Thursday December 20th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles.” “She did,” he replied. “But where was

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Holiday Shopping

  Have you finished your Christmas shopping yet?   The National Retail Federation says 40% of consumers finished their holiday shopping yesterday. Other findings: – 24% of people plan to wrap up their holiday shopping this weekend – 7% of

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Top 5 Christmas Day Arguments

    I can’t say there have ever been any memorable Christmas Day arguments at my house but according to a recent survey they do happen in homes around the country at this time of year.   1. What to

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Wednesday December 19th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  What do you call an outlaw who steals gift wrapping from the rich to give to the poor? Ribbon Hood.

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Christmas Spending In The Red

  Sometimes we can get a little  too excited when it comes to spending during the holiday season but how much is too much?   A new survey by the Action for Children charity reveals that 34% of parents go

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Tuesday December 18th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A boss announces to his staff: “I’ve lost a wallet with 500 dollars, if you find it, I’m offering a 100 dollars finder’s fee!”   A voice in the background says: “I’m offering 200!”

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