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Monday September 3rd, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  I told my doctor that I wasn’t able to do all the things around the house like I use to do. Well in plain english the doctor replied here’s what’s wrong with you , your just lazy. The man

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Friday August 31, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making bully steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. “Well, whatcha gonna do about it?” he

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Thursday August 30, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  One hot day I decided to ride my bicycle to buy a bottle of rum . I put it gingerly into the bicycle carrier and then thought to myself if I fall of my bike I will brake the

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Wednesday August 29, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  I called an old classmate and asked what he was doing. He replied that he was working on”Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment.” I was impressed… Upon further inquiring, I learned that he was

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Tuesday August 28, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Two dim witted brothers looking for work, were both called in for a job interview.  The older brother went in first and after several questions was ask one final question by the interviewer.  Can you please use the word

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Monday August 27, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A Koala bear applies for a job with the circus, but doesn’t get job. He asks, why didn’t I get the job? I have all the Koalafications.

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Friday August 24, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A man was on a panel for prospective jury duty. The first lawyer came across as an intimidating showman. After several questions, he asked, “Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?” There was an awkward silence. All of

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Thursday August 23, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Most men are like bank accounts… When they don’t have a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.

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Wednesday August 22, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind, this joke is pointless.

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Tuesday August 21, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  “You admit having broken into the dress shop two times?” asked the judge. “Yes,” answered the suspect. “And what did you steal?” “A dress, your Honor,” he replied. “One dress?” echoed the judge. “But you admit breaking in twice!”

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Monday August 20, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A young boy was looking through some old family photos and asked his mother, “Who is the guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?”   “That’s your father.”   “Then who’s that man

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Friday August 17, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  It was a very emotional wedding… Even the cake was in tiers!

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Thursday August 16, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  After a trial had been going on for three days, Harrison, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge’s bench. “Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from ‘innocent’ to ‘guilty’ of

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Wednesday August 15, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  The CEO of a large cooperation was giving advice to a junior executive. “I was young, married and out of work,” he lectured. “I took the last nickel I had and bought an apple. I polished it and sold

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Tuesday August 14, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly. The old-timer says, “Look at me. I’m old and worn out.

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