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July 7, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

An elderly woman lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for years. The now widowed woman

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July 6, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

There were two retired men. One of the men said “I feel like a newborn baby,”. The other man asked why. The man said, ” I have no hair, no teeth, and I just peed in my pants. Photo courtesy

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July 5, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

3 guys were walking along a beach and came across an old lamp. One of them rubbed the lamp and a genie popped out. He said they could each have a wish. The first guy said he wanted to be

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July 4, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Henry was placed against the wall in front of the firing squad. Just before the order to shoot, he yelled, “Earthquake! The squad panicked. In the confusion, Henry jumped over the wall and escaped. Charlie was next and pondered what

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June 29, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Sam called his wife and said to her in a weak voice, “Hey baby, I was driving to a coffee shop to meet Mary when all of a sudden, a stray dog came in the way. I tried to steer

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June 28, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says Dam!” Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

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June 27, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Ahmal.” The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him “Juan.” Years later, Juan sends a

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June 26, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall, there’s a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses.

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June 22, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

The Pope and Donald Trump are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd! The pope leans towards Trump and says “do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make

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June 21, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A husband was constantly quarrelling with his wife. He was becoming very depressed, .. so much that he lost over 20 pounds He confided to his best friend about his situation and his friend replied ” If it is that

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June 20, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

An American couple while waiting for their flight noticed another couple some distance away who appeared quite over dressed with parkas, boots, mitts. The wife said to her husband, “I wonder where they are going?” “I don’t know he replied”

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June 19, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Before my daughter went on her first date, I decided to take to her about life. “Sometimes, it’s easy to get carried away when you’re with a boy,” I said. “Remember, a short moment of indiscretion could ruin your life.”

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June 12, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. Photo courtesy of clipartix.com

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June 9, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Every morning in the yard by the henhouse 10 hens are out in the yard. Now the rooster comes out and greets every hen with a good morning kiss, except to one hen on witch he plugs one feather. The

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June 6, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Sally applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but she seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Toronto and had worked as a social worker and

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