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Wednesday October 17th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A woman in labor suddenly shouted “Shouldn’t!  Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t! “Don’t worry” said the doctor. “Those are just contractions”

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Tuesday October 16th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Why did the chicken cross the road?  To prove to the skunk, racoon and possum it could be done!

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Monday October 15th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  At a church in Mississippi, the pastor announced that their prison choir would be singing the following evening. I wasn’t aware there was a prison in the vicinity, so I looked forward to hearing them. The next evening, I

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Friday October 12th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to drinking brake fluid?   He says that he can stop at any time!

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Thursday October 11th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Two atoms bump into each other. One says “I’ve lost an electron.” “Are you sure?” “Yes, I’m positive.”

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Wednesday October 10th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A camel meets an elephant. The elephant asks jokingly: “Why do you have two breasts on your back?” The camel replies: “With a face like yours, I’d just shut up.”

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Tuesday October 9th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A man and an Ostrich walk into a restaurant They sit down and order: ‘I’d like a hamburger, fries and a Coke,’ says the man, then turns towards the ostrich. ‘And you?’ ‘The same’, says the ostrich. A few

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Monday October 8th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him.   “Well, to tell you the truth, Doc,

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Friday October 5th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Tom was describing a thirty pound bass that he caught recently after fighting for it for three hours. Bill interrupted the story by saying “Wait a minute I saw a picture of that fish you’re lucky if It even weighed ten pounds”.     Tom replied

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Thursday October 4th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden and feeling very lonely, so God asked him “What’s wrong with you?” Adam said “I don’t have anyone to talk to “God said he was going to give him a companion

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Wednesday October 3rd, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind dates door. She opened it and was beautiful and charming as everyone had said, I’ll be ready in a few minutes she said why

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Tuesday October 2nd, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A  guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday. A friend of his said “I thought she wanted one of those sport SUV’s?” “She did” he replied. “Where the heck are you going to find a

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Monday October 1st, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A husband was constantly corralling with his wife, He was becoming very depressed so much that he lost over 20 pounds. He confided to his best friend about his situation and his best friend replied “If it’s that bad

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Friday September 28th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A customer walks into the butcher’s shop and says to the butcher, “Hey, I bet you 50 bucks you can’t reach the meat on the top shelf!” The butcher looks at him and replies, “Yeh, guess you’re right.  The

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Thursday September 27th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  I got robbed at the gas station today. I called the Police and they asked if I knew who did it.   I said Yes .. Pump number six

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