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Monday April 6, 2020

A woman walks up to an old man sitting in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long, happy life?” “I smoke three packs a day,

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Friday April 3, 2020

An eight year old girl went to the office with her father on “Take Your Kid to Work Day”. As they were walking around the office, the young girl started crying and getting very cranky.  Her father asked her what was

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Thursday April 2, 2020

Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was understood that whoever wanted to quit should say “Enough.” Casey got Riley down and was hammering him unmercifully when Riley called out several times, “Enough!” As

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Wednesday April 1, 2020

Reporter say’s to the old man:  Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101 ?    Man: For better digestion, I drink beer. In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine. For low

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Tuesday March 31, 2020

A manager of a Retail store is reviewing a potential employees application and notices that the man applying, has never worked in retail before. The manager says, ”For a man with no experience ,you are certainly asking for a high

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Monday March 30, 2020

A guy is walking his dogs when another guy says nice dogs what are their names. The guy replies Rolex and Omega. Rolex and Omega asks the other guy? Yes ….. they’re watch dogs

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Friday March 27, 2020

Why should you not date a tennis player? Because “love” means nothing.

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Thursday March 26, 202

A man walks into the butcher store and says to the butcher, “I bet you can’t reach the meat on the top shelf” The butcher replies “No, the steaks are too high!”

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Wednesday March 25, 2020

A Man goes to confession & tells the Priest Father forgive me for I have sinned … The Priest replies “Yes …… I know  i saw it on facebook”

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Tuesday March 24, 2020

A husband and wife are getting ready to leave for work. The wife says: “I’ve lost my key again.” Her husband tell her:” It’s in your jeans.” The wife replies:”I hate it when you drag my family into everything!!!”

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Monday March 23, 2020

Two old guys were talking. One says to the other, “My 85th birthday was yesterday. My wife gave me an SUV.” The other old guys says, “Wow, that’s amazing! Imagine, an SUV! What a great gift!” The first guy responds,

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Friday March 20th 2020: Joke Of The Day

I didn’t realize how bad of a driver I was until my navigation system said: “IN 400 FEET, DO A SLIGHT RIGHT, STOP, AND LET ME OUT.”

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Thursday March 19th 2020: Joke Of The Day

A piece of string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.  The bartender yells at him “Get out!  We don’t serve string in here!”  The piece of string tries another bar and gets the same thing

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Wednesday March 18th 2020: Joke Of The Day

What did our Parents do when they were bored before the Internet , I asked my 26 Brothers and Sisters and they didn’t know either.

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Tuesday March 17th 2020: Joke Of The Day

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