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Thursday October 31st 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A police officer calls the station to report in from his radio. And says ” I have an interesting case here… An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor which she had just finished mopping.. So

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Wednesday October 30th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  “Michelle,” a teacher said in a raised voice in the hallway, “do you mind telling me whose class you’re cutting this time?” “Like,” the young teen replied, “uh, see, okay, like it’s like I really don’t like think like

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Tuesday October 29th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A young newly trained electrician got a job at an electrical repair shop. On his first assignment he was sent out to a customer’s home to repair a faulty doorbell. The day passed and the customer called the shop

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Monday October 28th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A man looking at his dog laying silently on vet’s examination table angularly demanded a second opinion. The vet left the room and came back with a Labrador retriever. Standing on his hen legs the lab sniffed the non

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Friday October 25th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Son: Dad, what’s in that fancy beer mug on the mantel?   Dad: Well Son, that’s your Uncle Frank. That’s where he wanted his remains. It was his favourite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. I

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Thursday October 24th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  After finishing our Chinese food my husband and I cracked open our fortune cookies. Mine read “Be quiet for a little while. “ His read “Talk while you have a chance”

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Wednesday October 23rd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, “Give me all the money or you’re geography!” The puzzled teller replies, “Did you mean to say ‘or you’re history?’” The robber says, “Don’t change the

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Tuesday October 22nd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  What do horses say when they fall?   HELP, I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GIDDY UP!

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Monday October 21st 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: “Take two aspirin” and “Keep away from children.”

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Friday October 18th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  What do u call 2 guys who hang by a window? Curtain rod (Kurt n Rod)

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Thursday October 17th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my clubs, slipped quietly into the garage and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the

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Wednesday October 16th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  I felt uncomfortable driving in the cemetery. As the GPS blurted out “You have reached your final destination “

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Tuesday October 15th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A fellow goes in for a meeting with the small business banker at his local bank. The banker asks what he can help him with today.   The fellow replies: I have this great idea re starting a business

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Monday October 14th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A distraught elderly woman phoned her doctor’s office. “Is it true”? she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life”? “Yes I’m afraid so” the doctor told her. There

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Friday October 11th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A weasel walks into a bar, the bartender says ” Wow I have never served a Weasel before, what can I get for you ”   “POP” goes the weasel.

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