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Thursday December 27th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  And the Lord said unto John, “come forth and you will receive eternal life!’ John came fifth and won a toaster!

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Wednesday December 26th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A man in Ontario calls his son in Calgary two days before Christmas and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is

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Tuesday December 25th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “And how would you do that?” The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside down

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Monday December 24th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what would you like for Christmas?”  The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, “Didn’t you get my E-mail?”

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Friday December 21st 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes  Christmas to get into heaven.” The first

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Thursday December 20th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles.” “She did,” he replied. “But where was

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Wednesday December 19th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  What do you call an outlaw who steals gift wrapping from the rich to give to the poor? Ribbon Hood.

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Tuesday December 18th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A boss announces to his staff: “I’ve lost a wallet with 500 dollars, if you find it, I’m offering a 100 dollars finder’s fee!”   A voice in the background says: “I’m offering 200!”

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Monday December 17th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

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Friday December 14th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000

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Thursday December 13th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  My son wanted to know what it’s like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me.

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Wednesday December 12th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a brief, fruitless search, he gave up. His mother took up the cause and within minutes found the lens. “How did you do that?” he asked.

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Tuesday December 11th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, “Jesús is watching you.” He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, “Jesús is

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Monday December 10th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  What is a man’s idea of a balanced diet? A beer in each hand.

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Friday December 7th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!

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