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Wednesday May 2, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A boss announces to his staff: “I’ve lost a wallet with 500 dollars, if you find it, I’m offering a 100 dollars finder’s fee!” A voice in the background says: “I’m offering 200!”

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Tuesday May 1, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  An elderly woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on a patio with her husband.   With a loving look in her eyes she says ‘I love you so much, I don’t know how I could

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Monday April 30, 2018: Joke Of The Day

    There was a kindly blacksmith whose metal shop was the home to stray animals. One of the blacksmith’s beloved dogs had a large litter The blacksmith cherished the pups, who curiously watched the blacksmith work, and was eventually

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Friday April 27, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly woman walking on the side of the road.   As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the

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Thursday April 26, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  What did the Zero say to number 8? ‘I Love Your Belt’ It does wonders for you

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Wednesday April 25, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Two children are playing. One child says to the other, “What rhymes with orange.” The other child says, “No it doesn’t!”

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Tuesday April 24, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A man brings home his best buddy for dinner unannounced at five-thirty after work. His wife begins shouting at him and his friend just sits there and listens in. ” My hair and makeup are not done, the house

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Monday April 23, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  The room was full of pregnant woman and their partners, and the lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching women how to breathe properly along with informing the men how to give the necessary insurances at

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Friday April 19, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  The BBC organized a contest where contestants were challenged to write something where feelings of suspense, curiosity, apprehension, peace, tranquility, anger, violence, anxiety, pleasantness and happiness are expressed in one short sentence.   The winning entry was:   MY

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Thursday April 19, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  What did the musician name his daughters?   Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4

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Wednesday April 18, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A weasel walks into a bar   The bartender looks up and say’s “Wow, in all my years tending bar, I’ve never had a weasel stop by ….. what can I get you ??   “Pop” ….. goes the

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Tuesday April 17, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by pounding on the door.  The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for

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Monday April 16, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Fred was saying his prayers as his father passed by his bedroom door. “God bless Mommy, and God bless Daddy, and please make Hamburg the capital of Germany.” “Fred,” said his father, “Why do you want Hamburg to be

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Friday April 13, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  The man said “Doc, I think I’m addicted to Twitter!”   The doctor replied “ Sorry I don’t follow you…”

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Thursday April 12, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A guy goes for a haircut, so the barber starts to ask him questions about his mother-in-law.   “How is your mother-in-law?   Fine, says the guy.   Few snips of hair and another question;   “What is your

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