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Friday February 22nd 2019: Joke Of The Day

    A mathematician, physicist, and an economist were in a boat crash off an inhabited island in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Starving to death they found a can of roast beef, they start debating how to open

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Thursday February 21st 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Man: “Honey, on this Valentine’s Day, I want to tell you something… I’m not rich like Jack. I don’t have a mansion like Russell. I don’t have a Porsche like Martin. But I do love you and I want

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Wednesday February 20th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A man approaches a beautiful woman in a supermarket.  “I’ve lost my wife somewhere,” he says.  “Do you mind if I talk to you for a moment?”  “Okay,” replies the woman.  “But how’s that going to help you find

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Tuesday February 19th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A man follows a woman out of a movie theatre. She has a dog on a leash. He stops her and says, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I couldn’t help but notice that your dog was really into

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Monday February 18th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  What do you call a cow with no legs?   Ground Beef

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Friday February 15th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.   “Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success,” he cackled. “I have been in the open air day after

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Thursday February 14th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There’ll be no coffin at his funeral.

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Wednesday February 13th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Deja moo is the feeling you’ve heard this bull before.

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Tuesday February 12th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests, and second wanted her ashes scattered over Walmart. “Walmart” the preacher exclaimed “why Walmart”. “Well then I’ll be sure my daughters visit

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Monday February 11th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter – ten men and one woman.   They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn’t the rope would break and

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Friday February 8th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Two astronauts were whiling away some time before a big space launch when one of them said, “I’m really hungry.” Upon hearing this the second one quipped, “So am I. I guess it must be launch time!”

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Thursday February 7th 2019: Joke Of The Day

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Wednesday February 6th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.

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Tuesday February 5th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A woman comes home, screeching her car into the driveway and runs into the house. “Honey, pack your bags, I just won the lottery!” Excited, the husband says “Oh my God, what should I pack, beach stuff or ski

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Monday February 4th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Sam   The young man comes running into the store and says to his buddy, “Tommy, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!’ Tommy reacts, “Did you see who it was?” The young man answers, “No,

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