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May 24, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A police officer called the station on his radio. “I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.” “Have you arrested the women?” “Not yet. The floor’s still wet”

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May 23, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, ‘If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’ With even greater emphasis he said, ‘And if I had

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May 19, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A little boy looks at his mum at a wedding and says “Mummy, why is the girl dressed in all white?” His mum answers, The girl is called a bride and she is in white because she’s very happy and

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May 18, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

An Airline introduced a special package for Business men: Buy your ticket, get your wife’s ticket free. After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip. All of them gave the same reply…”What

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May 17, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

What do you call a pony’s cough? A LITTLE HOARSE! Photo courtesy of clipartall.com

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May 16, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Mexicans were asked what they thought of Trump’s proposed wall. They replied, “We are very upset ….. ”but we’ll get over it.” Photo courtesy of clipartkid.com

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May 15, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Ryan walks into his boss’s office. “Sir, I’ll be straight with you, I know the economy isn’t great, but I have over three companies after me, and I would like to respectfully ask for a raise.” After a few minutes

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May 12, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Father: You better pass that exam or else forget that I’m your father. Son: Ok, dad. Next day Father: How was your exam? Son: Who are you? Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

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May 11, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

I didn’t realize how bad of a driver I was until my navigation system said: “IN 400 FEET, DO A SLIGHT RIGHT, STOP, AND LET ME OUT.” Photo courtesy of clipartkid.com

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May 10, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Today had to be one of the most humiliating and worst days of my life! I just finished explaining to both my wife and boss why I’m in the hospital ER. You see, it had been over 40 years since

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May 9, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A genie came to me and asked, “What’s your first wish?” I answered, “I wish I was rich!” Then the genie said, “What’s your second wish, Rich?” Photo courtesy of clipartlibrary.com

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May 8, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A yellow Labrador walks into a job referral agency and asks if they have any openings for him. After the receptionist picks herself up off the floor, she asks the dog to come back in an hour. The dog agrees

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April 5, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Lady (to her doctor): “What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.” Doctor: “How come?” Lady: “According to my weight, my height should be 7 feet, 8 inches.” Photo courtesy of clipartreview.com.

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May 4, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Bill and Doug went into a diner that looked as though it had seen better days. As they slid in to a booth, Bill wiped some crumbs from the seat. Then he took a napkin and wiped some moisture from

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May 3, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Two campers are hiking in the backwoods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. “I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the only

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