Friday November 9th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

 

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the
two words ‘complete’ and ‘finished’ in a way that’s so easy to understand:

Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED
but, there is an explanation.

When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE….
And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED…..

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are …
COMPLETELY FINISHED !!!

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