Monday April 2, 2018: Joke Of The Day

 

 

A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, “Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.” “Because,” the man says, “I live in a two-story house.”

The Judge replies, “What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a two-story house?” The man answers, “Well Judge, one story is ‘I have a headache’ and the other story is I have to get up in the morning.

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