Monday February 12, 2018: Joke Of The Day

 

The lion married off a child. Being the king of the jungle, he invited all the animals for the wedding.

On the very special night, a mouse walks up the lion and says, “Congratulations brother!”

 

The lion looks at the mouse and says, “Thanks, but since when am I your brother?”

The mouse replied, “Well, I was once a lion too, then I got married.”

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