An old golfer paced anxiously up and down outside the emergency room of the East Lothian Hospital near Muirfield Golf Course. Inside, the doctors were operating to remove a golf ball accidentally driven down a player’s throat.
The chief of surgery noticed the old golfer and went to reassure him.
“It won’t be long now,” she said. “Are you a relative?”
“No, no,” he said. “It’s MY ball!”