November 22, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

After a particularly poor game of Golf, a popular Golf member

skipped the clubhouse and started to go home.

As he was walking to his vehicle, a Policeman stopped him

and asked. ” Did you tee off on the 16th Hole about 20 Mins. ago.?”

“Yes,” the golfer responded. ” Did you happen to hook your ball

and it went over the trees and off the course “? ” Yes I did, how did

you know.?” he asked. ” Well” said the policeman very seriously,

” Your ball flew out on to the highway and crashed through a driver”s

windshield.  The car went out of control, crashing into 5 other cars

and a Fire Truck.  The Fire Truck couldn’t make it to the Fire and the

building burned down. So, What are you going to do about it.”?

The Golfer thought it over carefully and responded—- I think I’ll close

my stance a little bit, tighten my grip, and lower my right thumb.

Photo courtesy of cliparting.com

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