Sylvester Stallone, Jean Claude Van Damme and Arnold Schwarzenegger were each invited to a costume party for which they had to dress in costume as their favorite Classical Music Composer.
Stallone noted, “Yo – I think I’m gonna go dressed as Mozart, he’s cool”
Van Damme said, “I’ll be dressed as Vivaldi – I like Vivaldi”
Several minutes passed, Stallone and Van Damme asked Schwarzenegger for a reply.
Schwarzenegger simply said, “I’ll be Bach!!”