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Wednesday May 27, 2020

Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris? Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris. Son: Thanks dad. Dad: No problem Quarantine.

Posted in Covid-19

(Click Here To Listen To The Trailer *Humor*) “Get Off The Couch – The Movie”

Quarantining people are starting to complain that there is nothing left to watch on Netflix, and it’s obviously from friends on social media asking for television show, or movie suggestions. A new movie is encouraging people to stop watching, and

Posted in All Stories, Annoucer Blogs, Covid-19, Derrick Scott

(Click Here To Listen To The Medley) Turn Up The Happy Songs

According to a new study of 1300 people by Greatest Hits Radio here are The Top 10 Happiest Songs: 1. Mr Blue Sky – Elo 2. Don’t Stop Me Now – Queen 3. Stayin’ Alive -Bee Gees 4. Dancing Queen

Posted in All Stories, Annoucer Blogs, Covid-19, Derrick Scott

“You’re Too Close, Back Away! My Alarm Is Going Off, Can’t You Hear It?”

A Waukesha, Wisconsin company has developed a social distancing alarm that sounds when people get closer than six feet. EmbedTek’s PariRange device vibrates when another person violates your personal space. The company is working on an additional design that monitors

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Quarantining Good For Relationships

A new survey by Monmouth University reveals that 50% of couples say quarantining together has strengthened their relationship. Professor Gary Lewandowski says, “It isn’t surprising that so many people are satisfied in their relationship. Our relationships are a key source of

Posted in All Stories, Annoucer Blogs, Covid-19, Derrick Scott

(Click Here To Watch The Video) “Hey Neighbour Can You Shoot Me Over A Beer?”

Two neighbours in Walla Walla, Washington recently built a beer catapult. The two built the wooden catapult so they could share beers while social distancing. The catapult shoots beer cans from one yard to the next. Story/Photo/Video Source

Posted in All Stories, Annoucer Blogs, Covid-19, Derrick Scott

Burger Toppings Top Picks

Yesterday we told you about Burger King restaurants creating a social distancing Whopper by adding three times the amount of onions they typically put on their burger. According to a survey by YouGov, here are our favourite toppings, yes, onions

Posted in All Stories, Annoucer Blogs, Derrick Scott

Tuesday May 26, 2020

I got robbed at the gas station today. I called the cops and they asked if I knew who did it. I said, “Yes, pump number six.”

Posted in Jewel Joke Of The Day

Enormous Increase Of Motorcycle Accidents

Motorcyclist fatalities on Ontario Provincial Police-(OPP)-patrolled roads are up 300 per cent this year over last year, with all four 2020 deaths occurring in the month of May.   OPP investigations into the collisions revealed that in separate incidents, two

Posted in All Stories, Annoucer Blogs, Derrick Scott

“Friends” Cookbook Out This Fall

A “Friends” cookbook, titled “Friends: The Official Cookbook”, will be released this Fall. The synopsis reads, “Gather your friends and prepare to say ‘How you doin’?’ to more than fifty recipes inspired by the beloved hit sitcom. Whether you’re a

Posted in All Stories, Annoucer Blogs, Derrick Scott

(Click Here To Watch The Moving Video) “Now I Can Hug My Grandchildren!”

A Cinnaminson, New Jersey grandmother recently bought an inflatable unicorn costume so she could hug her grandsons. Maureen Sweeney hadn’t hugged her grandkids since March 17th because she was quarantining. The pink costume has a yellow horn and a rainbow-colored

Posted in All Stories, Annoucer Blogs, Covid-19, Derrick Scott

Thanks For The Coffee

South Korean coffee cafes are using robot baristas to serve coffee. The robots take orders, can make 60 different types of coffees and serve drinks to customers. Cafes are using the robot baristas to enforce social distancing. The robots even

Posted in All Stories, Annoucer Blogs, Covid-19, Derrick Scott

COVID = Angry Rats

The Centers for Disease Control says rats are becoming aggressive because many restaurants are closed due to the coronavirus. Rodents are wandering into residential neighborhoods in order to find food because restaurants are no longer putting out the same amount

Posted in All Stories, Annoucer Blogs, Covid-19, Derrick Scott

(Click To Watch The TV Commercial) The Social Distancing Burger

Burger King restaurants in Italy are enforcing social distancing with a Social Distancing Whopper. The sandwich has three times the amount of onions that a normal Whopper has. Burger King says, ‘’The triple onion Whopper that helps others stay away.’’

Posted in All Stories, Annoucer Blogs, Covid-19, Derrick Scott

The UCPR Distributes More Than $1 Million To Vulnerable Residents

The United Counties of Prescott and Russell (UCPR) is proud to announce the distribution of a first wave of funding, in the amount of $1,071,137, to assist the most vulnerable residents in our community. Among the organizations receiving funding are

Posted in All Stories, Annoucer Blogs, Covid-19, Derrick Scott

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